if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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