How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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