He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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