I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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