come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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