So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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