Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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