it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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