I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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