hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
love makes seman taste better
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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