So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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