I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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