I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
So here I am, sexting at work.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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