I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
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