So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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