I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
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