I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Randomize
