But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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