Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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