Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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