I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
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