a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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