your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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