He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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