idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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