Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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