You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I need a burrito and a hug.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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