so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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