I heard we made out
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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