Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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