They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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