is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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