I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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