So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Randomize
