so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
