dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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