Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i used baking grease as lip gloss
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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