he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I AM VODKA MAN
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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