haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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