does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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