I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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