that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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