Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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