do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
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