belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I bet he comes in French.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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