My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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