I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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