ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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