I don't usually arrange sex via text message
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Randomize
