your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
