At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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