did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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