I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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