Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Too much gin, very little bucket
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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