i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
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